Your Nails have been Decommissioned
$49.95 AUD
The Ultimate Back Scratcher – The Best Scratch of Your Life
Ditch the flimsy claw and forget bamboo guilt this is the scratch you’ve been craving. With a telescopic handle that extends from 40 cm to 57 cm, you can finally reach your back, feet, or anywhere else that needs a satisfying ahhhhh. The wide paddle head is packed with Goldilocks bristles not too soft, not too harsh, just right every time. Add in a foam comfort grip and you’ve got a tool everyone will want!
It’s the back scratcher upgrade you didn’t know you needed... until now.
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Micro-tipped pins — angled in many directions to get every little spot
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Cushioned head — pressure that feels amazing
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Extendable handle — reach what your arms can’t
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Soft foam grip — arthritis-friendly, comfy as
Built for Everyday Use
Lightweight, portable, and built to last.
- The Independent Scratcher
For solo-dwellers, midnight-itchers, and anyone who refuses to ask for help reaching that one impossible spot. Handle your own business. Literally. - The Sensory Lover
If you live for a satisfying “ahhh,” love gentle pressure, or find calm in repetitive motion, this scratcher is your new favourite fidget tool. Smooth, not spiky. - The Comfort Creature
For adults with limited mobility, arthritis, or chronic skin irritation, this lightweight, easy-grip tool delivers comfort without compromise. - The One Who Has Everything
A luxe gift for the person who thought they had it all. Works beautifully as a gift, especially for the person who has everything.
STEP 1: Remove loose hairs by hand and with the brush cleaner.
STEP 2: Rinse the brush head in warm water… don't submerge head or handle. Rub the bristles with your fingers to remove the lint and dirt.
STEP 3: Let the brush dry naturally.
STEP 4: Use for external scratching only! Don't use with hair dryer or extreme heat!
STEP 5: Clean as needed (a monthly review is good).
Warning:
Use under adult supervision.
Avoid broken, sunburned, or sensitive skin
For external use only.
Disclaimer:
Not a medical device.
Not a toy. Not for unintended use.
We have a 100% Happiness/Money back Guarantee on all our products. We love what we do, but if you don't we offer a complete 100% money back guarantee. No questions asked, no hassle, we promise. Our refund process is easy. See more info here.
Happy Scratcher Pro in Action
The Family that Scratch Together
Woah, thats GOOD - Can I keep it?
The Gift that creates smiles!
Why a Back Scratcher? Let’s be real: everyone itches, and everyone struggles to reach that elusive spot.
Ditch the silly metal claw, drop the bamboo prong, retire the fork, ruler, knitting needle or pencil. Our goldilock-perfect pins are not too hard, not too soft – they deliver the exact right scratch, every time.
Why Is This The Best Back Scratcher Ever?
Because it’s not just a stick with spikes on it. The Happy Scratcher Pro is designed with Goldilocks-perfect pins – not too hard, not too soft – for maximum satisfaction. It’s extendable for full reach, has a comfy grip, and looks good enough to leave out on the coffee table. One stroke and you’ll know why it’s the best.
Who is this back scratcher for?
Anyone with an itch they can’t reach.
Men who scratch without apology.
Women who don’t want to ruin a manicure.
Grandparents who’ve earned the right to scratch in comfort.
Anyone who’s ever used a fork, door frame, ruler, or tree for the job.
What’s the difference between other scratchers and this one?
Think of it like upgrading from an old flip phone to the latest smartphone:
- Feels like scratching yourself with a broom handle. Splinters optional.
- Think garden rake, but for your skin.
- Cushioned pins, perfect pressure, sleek design, and built for daily satisfaction. Plus, it won’t bend, break, or leave you looking like you lost a fight with a cat.
How do I look after my Happy Scratcher Pro?
Treat it right and it’ll scratch for years.
- Don’t submerge in water – it’s not a snorkel.
- Rinse the pins off if needed, but keep the handle dry.
- Always use dry hands when using.
- If it gets wet, extend it fully and let it air dry.
- Don’t use it in the shower (yes, we know you thought about it).
- For external use only – we designed it for backs, not… whatever you were thinking.
- Keep away from heat – heaters, hair dryers, and hot surfaces. The head and pins are made of plastic, so yes, they will melt.
Our 30 day money back guarantee?
We have a 30 Day Money Back guarantee. After that we can only offer refunds for faulty or damaged products. We cannot offer an exchange service for change of mind.
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A Gift To Yourself
Finally – a back scratcher that gets you.
The Happy Scratcher Pro hits that spot every time – no twisted yoga poses, no begging for help, and definitely no sharp fingernails digging in. It’s sleek, satisfying, and always in the mood to please. One stroke and you’ll wonder why you ever put up with forks, rulers, or “can you just scratch a little to the left?”.
Because life’s too short for bad scratches – and you, deserve great ones.
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Happy Hair Brush™ is run by an expert team of mothers who are on a mission to transform families' lives by creating unique and expertly designed hair products. Based in Sydney, Australia!
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